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My favorite "Biden" part is the rant on Scranton at around the 5:30 mark. Have you ever been to Scranton? The picture he paints sounds funny -- but it's gosh-darn accurate!
My favorite "Palin" part is the last "Maverick" she tossed in at the end, mostly because I'm pretty sure that some of my kin were playing that game.
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working with cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
"You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put her up there to begin with."
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