Boyz, they lovez their explosionz

Dash: "Mom, I have money in my pocket!  No -- MONIES!" (he pulls out a few coins)

Mom: "Wow, Dash, what are you going to do with all of your monies?"

Dash, sweetly: "Mom, I could buy YOU something with it!"

Mom: "That's so sweet!  What would you like to buy me?"

Dash: "I could buy you a fire extinguisher."

Mom, stumped: "Well, that would be... nice."

Dash: "Yeah!  And when we blow something up in the backyard, we could use the fire extinguisher to put out the explosion!"

Mom: "Dash..." (interrupted)

Dash: "NO!  We could BLOW UP THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"

And he skipped off to pick up his sister from her classroom, no doubt eager to share his latest and greatest exploding idea.  I trailed along behind, unusually silent, for I really didn't know what to say...