Lofty ambitions

Rox: I was talking with Bert, and I told him I'd give him a million dollars if he could tell me how he gets his four sons to sleep.

Guv: And?

Rox: And he doesn't.  The boys "trampoline" all night -- bouncing back and forth to and from their parents' bed.  Their mom's bed, I mean.

Guv: That's funny.

Rox: No, what's funny is where Bert sleeps.  Their three year-old sleeps in the master bedroom with mommy; Bert sleeps in the three year-old's Thomas the Tank Engine bed.

Guv (seeing where this is going): Oh.

Rox: Yeah, when I told him that you spend your nights in a Lightning McQueen racecar bed, we had a good laugh!

Guv: But I want a loft bed.  All the cool kids have loft beds.

[Mom thinks: And here, I just want my own bed.  No squirmy kids.  No snoring husband.  Just one. good. night's. sleep.  yawn...]