Rox: I was talking with Bert, and I told him I'd give him a million dollars if he could tell me how he gets his four sons to sleep.
Rox: And he doesn't. The boys "trampoline" all night -- bouncing back and forth to and from their parents' bed. Their mom's bed, I mean.
Guv: That's funny.
Rox: No, what's funny is where Bert sleeps. Their three year-old sleeps in the master bedroom with mommy; Bert sleeps in the three year-old's Thomas the Tank Engine bed.
Guv (seeing where this is going): Oh.
Rox: Yeah, when I told him that you spend your nights in a Lightning McQueen racecar bed, we had a good laugh!
Guv: But I want a loft bed. All the cool kids have loft beds.
[Mom thinks: And here, I just want my own bed. No squirmy kids. No snoring husband. Just one. good. night's. sleep. yawn...]