Dashisms

Dash was a one-man riot tonight.  He is feeling better enough to want to be hysterically funny to us all.  Examples:

Physical comedy: He stuck his skinny little arm in a roll of paper towels and used it first to beat us all up, and then as padding as he ran into the wall and performed various WWF maneuvers on the floor.

Physical and stand-up comedy: "I freakin' booted last night, man" followed by puffing his cheeks and fake vomiting.

Stand-up with an assist: The Guv: "Dash, can you raise the roof?"  Dash replies: "Not yet."

I'm fairly sure that if his career in extreme sports doesn't pan out, he'll make a most excellent frat boy.