This evening's pre-dinner conversation:
Petunia: Mama, why did Jesus eat guinea pig?
Mama: Huh?
Petunia: There's a picture in my guinea pig book of Jesus eating a guinea pig.
Mama: Oh! I think that painting is from Peru, where guinea pig is actually food to people.
Petunia: I don't understand why people would ever eat guinea pig.
Mama: Well, many people in India don't understand why other people eat cow meat. In India, a cow is considered holy.
The Guv: Holey? Like with holes in them?
Petunia: Dad, you need to go to church.
Amen.
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