Petunia and the Guv are at tap dance, so Dash -- who is coming down with yet another cold -- and I are hanging together watching the Cars movie for the fiftieth time. I took a very quick potty break, which is usually a safe thing to do when he's on the couch watching a movie.
Ha.
I emerged from the bathroom to see him jump off of the BACK of the couch onto the couch bed onto the cushions on the floor.
He then looked up at my aghast face proudly and said, "HOLY SHIT!"
Oh, if there is a purgatory, I'm going to spend some extra days there for how hard I'm laughing right now.
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