His mouth is now Ivory-soap clean

Sitting in Molly's in Hanover:

Dash: "That shithead Antonio took my horse."

Mama, to Guv: "Did he say what I think he just said?"

Guv: "He probably got it from you!"

Mama: "That's not a word I use."

Guv: "I'm pretty sure you called me shithead the other day."

Mama: "But he conjugated it!  He used it in a sentence!  It wasn't a passing 'shithead' -- it was in context!"

Dash: "That's right, Antonio's a shithead!"

Mama: "Dash, that is not a good word.  That is a bad word.  You cannot say that word."

Dash: "Shithead?"

Mama: "Yes, that word.  It's not okay to use that bad word.  Mama won't use it either, okay?  Let's think of another word to use..."

Dash: "Poopiehead!"

Mama, looks at Guv: "One step at a time..." To Dash, "Poopiehead is better, but wouldn't it be best to just call Antonio a buffoon?"

Dash: "I think he's a poopiehead."

Oh well.